Nice start to the morning picked Oscar up and bumped into ex pat nice chat... Then off to feed the bunnies, let them in run while cleaned out the hutch, one of them wouldn't come out of the tube... Mmmmm finally got him.
Then off to Frankley five dogs walk to the car track nice and quiet then along cycle path.... Don't some people walk funny, me I walk perfectly obviously so today was people watching on walking...
Woman's hours was funny today, lads your missing such a laugh... Today's discussion was on pubic hair... Apparently hair is back in, the Brazilian Hollywood are out... one woman said the 'bush lash' is upon us !!! I was laughing so much my specs almost fell off, 😂
So I ripped my vajazzle off and let the bush loose !
Slightly chaffed I was off to kings heath, Oscar bo and Sid, nice walk to the canal then through the wood.. It's very muddy bit of a mistake, dogs don't seem to be bothered tho... Bo and Oscar fascinated by the ducks, Sid not interested at all... We saw three blokes just standing looking at each other all drinking, nothing would make me want to drink warm flat cider or larger in the cold... Strange eh !
We then went to Alvechurch fudge Oscar and hermies along the canal, yes me fav walk ATM... The fish where restless today for some reason they where popping out, hermies thought it fascinating.
M&M afternoon walk and yes it started to rain, sure it waits for us... Then over to goku, we saw 'lard lite' from the other day, so I let him stroke Goku, and smirked as we walked off, his trousers covered in dog hair !! The rain got heavy as the walk went on, then as quick as it started it stopped and then the thinnest rainbow lit up the sky...
So today's walkers... There's the
Bopper - mainly male bends knees too much and then lifts heel right off the floor
Swayer - side to side walkers hands hardly move, often seen with long haired ladies and strange blokes
The Calvin Klein - always male, walks with legs in front of body toes pointing outwards one hand on crouch and other hand texting
Buggy - here there is two types the straight as as board slow step swishing head gliding walker and then the bent double stomping and pushing as if its a ton weight walker , the latter is also seen in male form in supermarkets when pushing a trolley.
I'm off tomorrow peeps so have a lovely weekend ❤
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